Let me be clear. I love my wife more than anything, and this is absolutely not some sort of hidden hint. No way.
No, I just find this product packaging to be bizarre and happily disturbing. I can easily imagine the board meeting at Adams Corp. where they went back and forth about how to sneak some bright smiley faces onto this very grim product. Mission accomplished, fellas. I wonder if you appreciate the weird irony you yourselves have thrust upon Staples stores nationwide.
